{"product_id":"3000-jokes-2997-laughs-paperback","title":"3000 Jokes, 2997 Laughs - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMike Haskins\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eStephen Arnott\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe ultimate joke book with over 3,000 side-splitting jokes for every occasion: ranging from one-liners and observations, to classic funny stories that will provide hours of fun. \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMike Haskins and Stephen Arnott collate this wonderful comedy-fest full of quick-fire one-liners, timely observations and rambling yarns - from the classic to the modern. This book contains quips for every occasion: from a best man's speech to a sales conference, for swapping around the dinner table and even for when you're sitting on the loo!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eArranged by subject matter, you'll always be able to find just the right joke for any situation. (Unless you're a child, because this book is \u003cstrong\u003estrictly for adults only\u003c\/strong\u003e.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis hilarious collection will appeal to those who want to find a specific rib-tickler for an upcoming event, and to those who wants to settle down in an armchair and have a good old laugh. From the hilariously cringe-worthy dad joke, to the witty brain-teaser, \u003cem\u003e3000 Jokes, 2997 Laughs\u003c\/em\u003e will leave you the funniest person in every room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJokes include: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eTom's eyesight is getting very bad. He's had to get a special new pair of glasses to help him find where he left his old glasses.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eWhat do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eToday is the birthday of the inventor of the boomerang. I think we should all wish him Many Happy Returns.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSettle in, and prepare to laugh your socks off!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eMike Haskins\u003c\/strong\u003e is a professional joke writer who has written TV and radio material for just about everybody - Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith, Simon Pegg, Graeme Garden, Steve Coogan, Mitchell and Webb and Smack the Pony. His other publications include \u003cem\u003eThe Old Ones are the Best\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eMan Walks into a Bar\u003c\/em\u003e and our very own \u003cem\u003eWhen in Rome\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eStephen Arnott\u003c\/strong\u003e is a prolific journalist and writer whose previous books include \u003cem\u003eLaugh, Cackle and Howl, Peculiar Proverbs \u003c\/em\u003eand \u003cem\u003eNow Wash Your Hands. \u003c\/em\u003eHe lives in Cambridgeshire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 480\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.5 x 7.8 x 5.04 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 13, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47295740575993,"sku":"9780008677169","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/qVJPaRQ9rR9780008677169.webp?v=1769206098","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/3000-jokes-2997-laughs-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}