{"product_id":"bachelor-101-cooking-cleaning-closing-paperback","title":"Bachelor 101: Cooking + Cleaning = Closing - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJamie Reidy\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMore than 30 idiot-proof recipes broken down into a step by step process so simple even a bachelor can understand. (\"Open oven door. Slide out rack.\") The reader will also learn important rules for getting his apartment date-ready. (\"Back to the underside of the toilet seat, the cleaning equivalent of diving in front of a slap shot. Grab the wet sponge and flip it over so that the Astroturf side is the active one. Start scrubbing. Might not be a bad idea to take a page out of Michael Keaton's handbook from \"Mr. Mom\" and place a clothespin over your nose.\") Lastly, the bachelor gets a pre-flight checklist to ensure that he is a \"go\" for his date. (\"Ears. Like an ambidextrous miner, arm yourself with Q-tips and go drilling. Repeat with clean swabs until the tips emerge from your ears still white. Note: For those older than 35, I hate to break it to you but you are a 2:1 shot for ear hair. Snip, snip. Sob, sob.\")\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 158\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.34 x 11 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 08, 2009\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48289013006585,"sku":"9780578034638","price":13.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/sNH1SUSrz69780578034638.webp?v=1776258176","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/bachelor-101-cooking-cleaning-closing-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}