{"product_id":"bizarro-101-a-basic-primer-paperback","title":"Bizarro 101: A Basic Primer - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eWol-Vriey\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"This primer is the very essence of any and all styles and types of Bizarro writing. Wol-vriey collects, distills, and bottles up these 37 tiny stories for your sensory enjoyment. This is an absolute must-read for anyone new to the genre, because it demonstrates the scope of what Bizarro is, and what it can be.\"\u003c\/i\u003e--Teresa Pollack, Bizarro commentator and blogger\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWelcome to the strange place: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA collection of 37 flash fiction stories designed to introduce one to the Bizarro\/New Weird Genre. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWeird, dreamy, nightmarish, absurd, sad, surreal, humorous . . . this collection of tales is all this and more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome once again to the strange place, everyone . . . the very strange place. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eStories include: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Original\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePenisthumb\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLove + Lust in Brazil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTeething Troubles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJackie Chan Angel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEars are for Hearing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEvil Beef Factory\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAngie Stone's Revival\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLesbian in my Pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVoid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan't See For The Rain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdentia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Morning After\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAhmed Apple Attacks America!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Grass\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eA Day at the Racists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBehind Every Successful Woman\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOkay! Okay!!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Ze Love of Rosa (A Legend of Bizarro Mexico)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRing Ring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShrink Me\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGood Medicine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLiquid Husband\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe East Side of the House\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eIn Reverso\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eEntertaining Spider\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNumber One \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeñor Ogre (A Legend of Bizarro Mexico)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDie, You Fluffy Sonofabitch!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft Silky Skin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVenice\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGod's Refrigerator\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2012: The Alien Egg\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetro Race Relations Rumble\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Lionesses and The Hyena\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Secret Life of Drawers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Devil in Utopia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWol-vriey is Nigerian and quite tall. He currently resides in a state of uneasy stalemate with his threatening-to-thin-beyond-redemption hair, and believes there actually are things that go bump in the night. Wol-vriey recycles the ridiculous into reasonable reality for the reader. His WEIRRRD philosophy? WEIRRRD = Warp\/Write Everything into Realistic Ridiculous Readable Distorted Dream Dimension Descriptions. Wol-vriey is the author of Boston Posh, Melanie Nemesis Catchpole, Vagina Mundi, Vegan Zombie Apocalypse, and Vegan Vampire Vaginas published by Burning Bulb Publishing His stories: The Bizarro Story of I, Alice's Adventures in Steamland: The Clockwork Goddess, Chainsaw Cop Corpse, Meat Suitcase, and Guiltessa Dolores are published by other imprints. His short story Forever Ago Sunshine appears in The Big Book of Bizarro and his novella Big Trouble In Little Ass appears as a standalone eBook as well as in print as part of the Westward Hoes anthology, also by Burning Bulb Publishing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 152\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.33 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 02, 2015\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47265804484857,"sku":"9780692419007","price":13.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/Gal9HegL_z9780692419007.webp?v=1768846860","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/bizarro-101-a-basic-primer-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}