{"product_id":"clause-clown-ferret-paperback","title":"Clause, Clown \u0026 Ferret - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMeghan Amy\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eA romantic comedy about a lawyer, a clown, and a ferret with a superiority complex.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTessa Morgan follows rules. She's got spreadsheets, color-coded goals, and a five-year plan that does not include juggling pins or rodents in tiaras.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut when a rent-controlled NYC apartment comes with a bizarre lease clause-and an even weirder roommate-her perfectly scripted life faceplants into clown shoes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnter Theo West: circus dropout, professional balloon animal enthusiast, and proud human to a ferret named Beyoncé. He's chaos in cargo pants. She's ready to sue him for emotional damage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eForced to live together for a year or lose the apartment, Tessa and Theo strike up an uneasy truce involving labeled shelves, roommate agreements, and zero glitter. (Spoiler: There's so much glitter.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut the more they clash, the more the tension starts to feel... less murder-y. And more kiss-y.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 300\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.63 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 01, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47267232743673,"sku":"9781069741103","price":17.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/SI3hLTWz1s9781069741103.webp?v=1768862456","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/clause-clown-ferret-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}