{"product_id":"confessions-of-a-tiny-genius-a-short-story-paperback","title":"Confessions of a Tiny Genius: A Short Story - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDavid A. Willson\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA hilarious and heartwarming short story told from the perspective of a baby genius-because someone has to make sense of this ridiculous world.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSage is seven months old. She drools. She babbles. She's stuck in a highchair that squeaks when she thinks too hard. But behind those wide eyes and wobbly limbs lies a mind sharper than most adults on their second cup of coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn Confessions of a Tiny Genius, Sage takes readers on a laugh-out-loud journey through the chaos of early development-grappling with philosophical questions, decoding parental behavior, and forming alliances with overlooked toys. From bath-time diplomacy to the first sparks of inter-baby communication (BabbleNet, anyone?), she's determined to survive and reshape the world-one nap at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for fans of observational comedy, witty short fiction, or parents who suspect their child might be silently judging them.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- A short, comedic read\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ideal for fans of clever narrators, baby humor, and modern satire\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Great gift for new parents, grandparents, or anyone who's ever looked at a baby and thought, What are you thinking in there?\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 102\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.21 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 23, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47265664893177,"sku":"9798349351013","price":8.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/kdmY-tsBFw9798349351013.webp?v=1768843835","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/confessions-of-a-tiny-genius-a-short-story-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}