{"product_id":"dont-go-there-paperback","title":"Don't Go There! - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eEric Palmateer\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't Go There! is a story with the perfect blend of everything you want; divine redemption, the future of AI science, hot romance, real political conspiracies, and of course, true love.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt the center of it all is Elmo Michaelson, a disgraced former US intelligence soldier suffering from crippling mental illness.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThrough a series of twists and turns, Elmo's madness proves to be a blessing when Providence works through him to bring about the peaceful unification of the Korean Peninsula and the development of safe and trustworthy AI technology.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKnowing Elmo's life leads to these great things, you should definitely root for him... And preemptively forgive him for falling in love with a porn star and aligning himself with Kim Jeong Un along the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn't rocket science. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou've gotta read this book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 216\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.49 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 11, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48757326643449,"sku":"9798985892246","price":14.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/zAZB6RR7Ny9798985892246.webp?v=1785946328","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/dont-go-there-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}