{"product_id":"drunk-driving-champion-paperback-1","title":"Drunk Driving Champion - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eEric Hendrixson\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Outlandish fun. A descendant of \u003ci\u003eCannonball Run\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eIt's a Mad Mad Mad World\u003c\/i\u003e with every bit of the manic exuberance.\" -\u003cb\u003eGARRETT COOK\u003c\/b\u003e, Wonderland Book Award winning author of \u003ci\u003eTime Pimp\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWhen a hundred drunk drivers line up for a cross-country competition, it will be a race you won't forget and they won't remember.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe best drunk drivers in the nation have gathered at the U.S. Capitol for a race to the Pacific Ocean. They have talent. They have ambition. They have breathalyzers in their cars that will shut off the engine if the driver's blood alcohol content drops below .16. The flag drops at the height of rush hour.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAfter a fifty-car pileup at the starting line and dozens of major accidents on the streets of D.C., only six cars make it out of the city. Second-string stockcar drivers, German Kung Fu masters, forgotten Soviet sleeper agents, frat boys, an unemployed sommelier, and a washed-up 80s pop star battle it out in this grueling, action-packed race. Facing overwhelming obstacles and outrageous intoxication, the racers battle the police, AA sponsors, each other, and themselves for the grand prize of one million dollars and a free liver transplant. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eFrom the most sardonic voice in modern fiction comes a debaucherous action-comedy in the form of a bizarro \u003ci\u003eCannonball Run.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 226\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.52 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 01, 2016\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47253539553529,"sku":"9781621052203","price":25.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/iLIxLPZwHe9781621052203_f4616c7d-aa5e-4f88-9b63-6f979251661e.webp?v=1768703107","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/drunk-driving-champion-paperback-1","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}