{"product_id":"f-ck-this-murder-paperback","title":"F*ck This Murder - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eElizabeth Land Quant\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eSigne E. Land\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Our Verdict: GET IT!\" \u003cem\u003e- KIRKUS REVIEWS.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Gloriously unhinged.\" \u003cem\u003e- \u003c\/em\u003eNina McConigley, author of \u003cem\u003eCowboys and East Indians, \u003c\/em\u003ewinner of the PEN Open Book Award.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Hilarious B\u0026amp;B murder mystery with unexpected heart.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBookLife Reviews, Editor's Pick!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"This mystery is cozy like a cup of hot cocoa with a splash of bourbon, and one I'd highly recommend you pick up now!\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKayleigh Suggett, author of \u003cem\u003eAlibi by Accident.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"This colorful, spiraling whodunit effectively combines suspense with tongue-in-cheek absurdity.\" \u003cem\u003e- KIRKUS REVIEWS.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"A gift of disability and queer representation.\" \u003cem\u003e- \u003c\/em\u003eSonya Huber, author of \u003cem\u003ePain Woman Takes Your Keys and Other Essays from a Nervous System.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"In a time when things are tilting toward tyranny, this joyfully neurodivergent book, which celebrates our differences and our intersections, lets you sink into a world you'll be reluctant to leave.\" -Jordan Rosenfeld, author of \u003cem\u003eFallout\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eThe Sound of Story\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Impeccably written, fabulously illustrated, witty, charming, surprising, and wry.\" - Jena Schwartz, author of \u003cem\u003eFierce Encouragement.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAutistic, divorced, and chronically ill Maggie Livingston just wants a 5-star review for her new Bed and Breakfast that will save her family's beautiful Victorian home, but her murdered guests and a plague of unexplained accidents keep getting in the way. It doesn't help that Maggie's guests for a high-stakes week of wedding festivities are her old high-school nemeses and there's a sweltering heat wave gripping their touristy mountain town. Or that she still has feelings for her ex-girlfriend Alice, the local game warden who is currently dating one of the wedding party. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo make matters worse, the morning the wedding guests arrive, Maggie's first guest inconveniently dies upstairs while the hotel inspector conducts his final tour. Maggie and her best friends Mia and Sutton stash the body, but the mystery remains, and chaotic mishaps abound. In the wake of food poisoning, a collapsing dock, rogue alligator, and a swarm of bees flying out of a disco ball at the roller-rink, it will be a miracle if Maggie can keep it together until her big payday at the end of the week, pay her mortgage, and save her guests from a murderer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 386\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.8 x 8 x 5.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 29, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47267019981049,"sku":"9798999439208","price":21.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/d7if8K-mAv9798999439208.webp?v=1768857884","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/f-ck-this-murder-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}