{"product_id":"f-i-f-o-when-the-aliens-come-for-you-they-dont-bring-flowers-paperback","title":"F.I.F.O.: When the aliens come for you, they don't bring flowers! - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eGrivante\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhen the Aliens Come for You, They Don't Bring Flowers!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eJack Spaulding expected to close a deal-not become an alien breeding experiment.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNow he's back on Earth with a very personal problem: something is growing inside him and feeding on his orgasms. His career's in jeopardy, his marriage is unraveling, and his body's become a ticking alien time bomb.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eF.I.F.O.\u003c\/b\u003e is a darkly hilarious sci-fi horror romp about cosmic karma, bodily betrayal, and the most unforgettable dinner date in the galaxy.\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for fans of \u003ci\u003eHeavy Metal\u003c\/i\u003e, Chuck Palahniuk, and Carlton Mellick III.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eContent Warning: \u003c\/b\u003e Mature themes, alien body horror, graphic sexual content. You've been warned. \u003cb\u003e(But you're probably still going to read it aren't you?)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 72\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.17 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 01, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48704633766137,"sku":"9781626760691","price":9.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/99F35lwc-49781626760691.webp?v=1784817241","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/f-i-f-o-when-the-aliens-come-for-you-they-dont-bring-flowers-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}