{"product_id":"fake-query-letters-by-dead-authors-paperback","title":"Fake Query Letters by Dead Authors - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDavid Griffin Brown\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eMichelle Barker\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't make agents cry for all the wrong reasons\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFake Query Letters by Dead\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eAuthors\u003c\/strong\u003e offers new strategies to ditch the heartache, headaches, and frustration of querying. We step into an agent's shoes to review five fake query letters and synopses of classic novels, along with their (not fake) opening pages, and then discuss strategies for finding an agent and\/or publisher.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJoin us in the Fake Deads universe for some hilariously awful submissions and find joy in the process of querying.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnder the microscope: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePride and Prejudice, by Jane Austen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWuthering Heights, by Emily Brontë\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Scarlet Letter, by Nathaniel Hawthorne\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnne of Green Gables, by Lucy Maud Montgomery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJane Eyre, by Charlotte Brontë\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 150\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.32 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e February 17, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48873950576889,"sku":"9781738076680","price":17.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/BtOIciwZNL9781738076680.webp?v=1787321324","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/fake-query-letters-by-dead-authors-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}