{"product_id":"fitness-for-the-absurd-paperback-2","title":"Fitness for the Absurd - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJosiah Miller\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEver sprint across a parking lot with melting groceries, a rogue toddler shoe, and a rising sense that your life is a contact sport? If so, you have already done functional fitness, even if you never called it that.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFitness for the Absurd is a practical, irreverent guide for people who want to feel stronger in real life, not in curated gym fantasies. It is written for adults who juggle chaos, laugh at themselves, and want a body that can handle the unexpected.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou will learn: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - How to build strength that matters, the kind that helps you haul groceries, manage stairs, and survive the random nonsense life serves\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Why movement feels miserable when it is designed for influencers, and how to strip it back to something normal humans can enjoy\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - What \"functional\" actually looks like when you are dealing with laundry, deadlines, family, pets, and the occasional flying goose\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Simple workouts that improve energy and capability without taking over your day\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe stories are absurd, the insights are grounded, and the workouts are realistic enough that you might actually do them. The goal is not perfection. The goal is a body that supports the life you already live.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you want to feel capable, confident, and a little more prepared for the everyday chaos that passes for modern adulthood, this book will show you how to start.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 174\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.47 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 01, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47450666631417,"sku":"9798900468075","price":19.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/UG-2dSCGHz9798900468075_b0a873a4-312f-4fb7-ba26-967df75da9e8.webp?v=1772050284","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/fitness-for-the-absurd-paperback-2","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}