{"product_id":"free-range-chickens-paperback-1","title":"Free-Range Chickens - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSimon Rich\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter a riotous debut collection, \u003cb\u003eAnt Farm\u003c\/b\u003e, Simon Rich returns to mine more comedy from our hopelessly terrifying world. In the nostalgic opening chapter, Rich recalls his fear of the Tooth Fairy (\"Is there a face fairy?\") and his initial reaction to the \"Got-your-nose\" game (\"Please just kill me. Better to die than to live the rest of my life as a monster\"). He gets inside the heads of two firehouse Dalmatians who can't understand their masters' compulsion to drive off to horrible fires every day\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e(\"What the hell is wrong with these people?\"). And in the final chapter, he tackles one of life's biggest questions: Does God really have a plan for us? Yes, \u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003eit turns out. Now if only He could remember what it was. . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSimon Rich is the author of \u003cb\u003eAnt Farm.\u003c\/b\u003e He is a twenty-three-year-old graduate of Harvard University, where he was president of \u003ci\u003eThe Harvard Lampoon\u003c\/i\u003e. He currently writes for \u003ci\u003eSaturday Night Live\u003c\/i\u003e and lives in New York City.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 144\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.5 x 7.8 x 5.1 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 12, 2009\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47295806963961,"sku":"9780812977110","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/MdERpvzBZs9780812977110_238f54eb-3b6a-4810-9a37-dd40d3a7b08f.webp?v=1769206213","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/free-range-chickens-paperback-1","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}