{"product_id":"fuck-happiness-paperback-1","title":"Fuck Happiness - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJohn Perrault\u003c\/b\u003e (Foreword by), \u003cb\u003eKirk Jones\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is a non-corporeal parasite in your brain. It latches onto your thoughts, wriggles into the ears of passersby, and gestates in their minds. Any coherent idea is a new disease, so you weave small bytes of information together in non-sequitur patterns, creating data strain vaccines. You splice the data strains into VHS tapes from the local rental store. But the entire world is already infected, and the only antibody with any hope of destroying the disease is your misery. You know what you must do: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBefriend the Robitussin vulture. Join its cult.\u003cbr\u003eFall in love with a pock-faced Toyota Prius.\u003cbr\u003eShit your pants in front of your neighbor Mrs. Hendrick.\u003cbr\u003eGive birth to a daycare facility.\u003cbr\u003eExude Schauss pink purity foam from every pore in your body.\u003cbr\u003eSave the world, one puddle of purity foam at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 158\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.37 x 7.99 x 5.24 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e February 28, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47248915235065,"sku":"9781941918395","price":17.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/d0dCd0prWG9Fc2FaYzVZTzB6aVRxZz09_70b79cd2-bc80-49fd-a611-f3e7d37e0256.webp?v=1768641199","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/fuck-happiness-paperback-1","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}