{"product_id":"git-r-done-paperback","title":"Git-R-Done - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eLarry the Cable Guy\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChock-Full of Straight Talk About America. . . And Some Jokes, Too  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLarry the Cable Guy on . . . \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNASCAR: It's a lotta good old-fashioned fun started by a buncha moonshiners. Just seein' all the ZZ Top-lookin' folks drinkin' beer, havin' a good time, and not givin' a darn is awesome. And that's just the women  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDieting: I once went on the \"liquid diet.\" I was supposed to drink nothin' but liquids for a week. But I got so drunk and sick of that Jim Beam and Coke, I'll never drink it again. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhy his catchphrase \"git-r-done\" is better than other catchphrases: Ya can't be at a ball game with two outs in the ninth inning and yell to the pitcher \"Bounty is the quicker picker-upper  \" It makes no sense. But you could yell \"Git-r-done\" and everyone would know what you meant. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe red state-blue state divide: Is Dr. Seuss runnin' the government? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLarry's mom on Larry's book: \"There's really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read.\" --Larry's mom \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAlso available as an eBook.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eLarry the Cable Guy is one of America's funniest--and most successful--stand-up comedians, appearing solo and as part of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. He has recorded two gold CDs, \u003ci\u003eLord, I Apologize\u003c\/i\u003e (2001) and \u003ci\u003eThe Right to Bare Arms\u003c\/i\u003e (2005), and starred in a DVD stand-up special, \u003ci\u003eLarry the Cable Guy: Git-R-Done\u003c\/i\u003e, and several feature films, including \u003ci\u003eLarry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003ci\u003eGit-R-Done\u003c\/i\u003e is his first book.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 288\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.62 x 8.02 x 5.26 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 06, 2006\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47295667536121,"sku":"9780307237675","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/HSkqFWIvpW9780307237675.webp?v=1769205993","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/git-r-done-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}