{"product_id":"going-nowhere-faster-paperback-2","title":"Going Nowhere Faster - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSean Beaudoin\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStan Smith has the world's dullest name, and the world's dullest life to go with it. At 17, the former junior chess champion turned \"Town's Laziest Register Monkey at the Town's Only Video Store\" has no car, no college, and, of course, no girl. If that weren't pathetic enough, he's got an organic-food-freak vegan mother, an eccentric inventor father, a dead-end job, a dog with a flatulence problem, and a former classmate threatening to kill him. With a 165 IQ, Stan was expected to Be Something and Go Somewhere. But when all he has is a beat-up old bike that keeps getting vandalized, he's going nowhere, faster.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSean Beaudoin\u003c\/b\u003e is the author of \u003ci\u003eGoing Nowhere Faster, \u003c\/i\u003ewhich was nominated as one of YALSA's Best Books for Young Adults; \u003ci\u003eFade to Blue\u003c\/i\u003e, which was called \u003ci\u003eInfinite Jest\u003c\/i\u003e for teens by \u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eYou Killed Wesley Payne\u003c\/i\u003e, which was a \u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e Editor's Choice; and \u003ci\u003eThe Infects, \u003c\/i\u003ewhich was called a wickedly unpredictable adventure by \u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e. His short stories and articles have appeared in numerous publications. Sean's website is seanbeaudoin.com.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 256\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.8 x 8.1 x 5.4 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 01, 2008\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAccelerated Reader:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuiz Name:\u003c\/strong\u003e Going Nowhere Faster\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInterest Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e Upper Grades, 9-12\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReading Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.1\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePoint Value:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47395256140025,"sku":"9780316014168","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/bDU0cGhDWFBpSGxycDlNc3JVamtuQT09_85da3357-5746-4acb-bc54-f1fb6d8fb2aa.webp?v=1770265128","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/going-nowhere-faster-paperback-2","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}