{"product_id":"good-elf-gone-wrong-paperback","title":"Good Elf Gone Wrong - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAlina Jacobs\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen you catch your fiancé cheating on you with your sister on Christmas Eve, the elf hat comes off. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've always been the good girl-the anti Scrooge-the one who sacrifices for her guests, bakes cookies for her neighbors, and stays late after a party to clean up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI don't mind. I like being on the nice list.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI kept smiling when I caught my fiancé coming down my sister's chimney on Christmas Eve.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI gave polite congratulations when they got engaged on Christmas morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd I even offered to help decorate for their holiday wedding despite the fact that was supposed to be my dream wedding.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut when my sister cuts up our great-grandmother's one-hundred-year-old wedding dress and turns it into a skank show, even though that was the dress I was going to wear on my wedding day?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell, this elf is torching down the North Pole.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd what better way to get revenge than giving those cheaters a taste of their own medicine?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis good elf is bringing the bad boy home for Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHudson is a six-foot-five, coldhearted, tattooed bad elf with a perpetual sneer and washboard abs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's exactly my sister's type.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd he's going to help me nuke her wedding from orbit on the night before Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat he is not supposed to do is grab my ass in the kitchen while I bake gingerbread.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOr crawl in my bed half naked.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd he's definitely not supposed to smirk and tell me to commit to our fake relationship right before he goes down on me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGuess there's a reason the good elves stay far away from the bad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 588\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.19 x 8 x 5.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 05, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47267230089465,"sku":"9798991962001","price":32.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/vxJTZ4Y99c9798991962001.webp?v=1768862443","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/good-elf-gone-wrong-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}