{"product_id":"hammer-wives-paperback-1","title":"Hammer Wives - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eCarlton Mellick  III\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFish-eyed mutants, oceans of insects, and flesh-eating women with hammers for heads.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Like a real world Kilgore Trout, cult author Carlton Mellick III has been pumping out dozens of the weirdest, trashiest, most imaginative books you've probably never heard of... even though you definitely should. \u003ci\u003eHammer Wives\u003c\/i\u003e collects six of his most popular novelettes and short stories, including: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cb\u003eSIMPLE MACHINES\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e A man discovers that his body is actually a machine run by dozens of miniature clones of himself. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cb\u003eRED WORLD\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e A recovering junky must save his 8-year-old brother from a life of prostitution in a surreal version of New York City... a place where street kids mutate into fish-like creatures, the homeless stilt-walk through oceans of insects, and the only colors left visible to the human eye are shades of red. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cb\u003eHAMMER WIVES\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e A young man inherits ten eternally youthful wives from an estranged uncle he never knew he had... which wouldn't have been such a bad thing if they didn't have giant hammers for heads or a tendency of bludgeoning people to death for fun, food, or sexual pleasure. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cb\u003eLEMON KNIVES 'N' COCKROACHES\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Cockroach-like children survive the zombie apocalypse by hiding between the walls of on old school building. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cb\u003eWAR PIG\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e In a steam-powered underworld, a bloodthirsty pig-man boxer will sacrifice everything to prevent his son from following in his footsteps. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cb\u003eTHE MAN WITH THE STYROFOAM BRAIN\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e The recently departed reflect on the stupid reasons why they sold their souls to the devil. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 152\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.35 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 02, 2013\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47247438250233,"sku":"9781621050735","price":27.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/dm5MSVB6Q3ExS01URlpSblJvTkNSQT09_3fe001eb-e1d1-4958-b002-0fe736f96d27.webp?v=1768626422","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/hammer-wives-paperback-1","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}