{"product_id":"he-was-not-prepared-paperback","title":"He was Not Prepared - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMichael Todd\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eMichael Anderle\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHE WAS NOT PREPARED.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBorn from the fertile imagination of bestselling author Michael Anderle\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFountain of Youth, or Valley of Death?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhile eating his supper of microwave popcorn, PhD student-genius Salinger Jacobs is grabbed from his apartment in California, stuck on a C-130 military plane and sent to the Sahara Desert to witness the reality of the ZOO for himself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWith the life expectancy of untrained scientists working inside the ZOO measured in hours, he has a lot to learn.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFast.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFirst order of business?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you shoot a gun, and just \u003cem\u003eHOW MUCH \u003c\/em\u003eis that plant worth?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe government needs the best of the best military and scientific minds working out how to pull the secrets from the ZOO, while keeping the deadly fauna and flora in check.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is one major problem, Salinger doesn't even \u003cem\u003ehave \u003c\/em\u003ea PhD.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf he can stay alive long enough, he might be able to afford something besides packaged microwave popcorn to eat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHAT IS A BIG IF.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOTE: \u003c\/strong\u003eThere may or may not be gratuitous sex in this book. Or it might actually play into a later book with funny talk about men's vs. women's abilities and capabilities. There is ABSOLUTELY cursing in this book. LOTS of upset cursing, cursing out of anger, fear, and other emotional issues related to carnivorous alien flora or fauna eating humans who don't say 'darn.' LOTS of gratuitous cursing just because the author finds it funny, too. There is death and sadness...and more death. In fact, it's a blender of blood out in the ZOO. Man vs. Alien nature seems to justify ugly results. Plus, people have emotional hangups. Expect to smile, laugh, cry, and perhaps have a spate of jealousy or two. Further, there might be explicit sex, thank you sex, and you're welcome sex. Finally, there is no Coke in the ZOO. That is probably the worst and most offensive trait in these stories. This is Michael Todd, and I approve of the shenanigans pulled in ZOO stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e----\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eJoin Salinger Jacobs as he learns about the ZOO, how to stay alive and the opportunities that being a part of the ZOO has brought him.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe future is looking interesting and humorous, except for the death part.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 390\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.87 x 8 x 5.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 14, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48422217580793,"sku":"9781649716699","price":24.46,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/gfGOhHnhcp9781649716699.webp?v=1779263576","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/he-was-not-prepared-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}