{"product_id":"how-to-masturbate-properly-paperback-1","title":"How to Masturbate Properly - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eTurbo Masturbo\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eTaboo World Publishing\u003c\/b\u003e (Editor)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMasturbation gave birth to a prophet. His name is Turbo Masturbo and he will teach you how to masturbate properly. He can come fast, any time, any place. Turbo got his superpowers by accident. It was a divine event: A higher force approached him and gave him a hundred Masturbation Commandments so he could announce them to the world. \"After reading this, every man will appreciate his hands more than any vagina.\" - Loony, author of Sex Deaths; Is She Faking?; Sex Jokes \"Turbo Masturbo says every man with hands is self-sufficient. It seems like somebody is pussy deprived.\" - Madame Magdalena, author of \"How to Snag That Millionaire When You Are Not the Prettiest Girl in the Room\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 140\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.3 x 7 x 4.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 21, 2023\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47296081428729,"sku":"9781312325289","price":18.72,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/5PMgZRHwE49781312325289_0641b44a-34b2-433a-8fac-4a9923e12511.webp?v=1769206667","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/how-to-masturbate-properly-paperback-1","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}