{"product_id":"i-never-got-laid-in-a-restaurant-paperback","title":"I Never Got Laid in a Restaurant - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eBent Tines\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI Never Got Laid in a Restaurant: Seven Seductive Dinners for the Culinary Clueless is the best-and funniest-book to help the novice cook truly satisfy his (or her) romantic-dinner guest. \"Cooking, like sex, calls on all your senses,\" says author Bent Tines,\" and the two share some of the same necessary ingredients - a pleasing presentation, stimulating aromas, appealing textures, great taste, and swallowing.\" Drawing on his vast experience catering to pleasure-seeking women worldwide, Bent Tines serves up to the culinary clueless step-by-step recipes for simple yet sumptuous cuisine designed to lead to lovemaking. With tips on meal presentation, wine, and kitchen set-up, \"I Never Got Laid in a Restaurant\" teaches you how to fix delicious, seductive dinners at a fraction of what a restaurant would charge. It also tells you how to get your guest in bed and, when desired, out the door-and more. Entertaining, instructive, and witty, \"I Never Got Laid in a Restaurant\" can turn the common kitchen klutz into a culinary Casanova.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 98\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.27 x 7.99 x 7.99 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 18, 2015\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48289047019769,"sku":"9780983570585","price":21.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/jiPGkqAEZO9780983570585.webp?v=1776258328","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/i-never-got-laid-in-a-restaurant-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}