{"product_id":"literary-lapses-stephen-leacock-classics-collection-paperback","title":"Literary Lapses: (Stephen Leacock Classics Collection) - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eStephen Leacock\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy Financial Career When I go into a bank I get rattled. The clerks rattle me; the wickets rattle me; the sight of the money rattles me; everything rattles me. The moment I cross the threshold of a bank and attempt to transact business there, I become an irresponsible idiot. I knew this beforehand, but my salary had been raised to fifty dollars a month and I felt that the bank was the only place for it. So I shambled in and looked timidly round at the clerks. I had an idea that a person about to open an account must needs consult the manager. I went up to a wicket marked \"Accountant.\" The accountant was a tall, cool devil. The very sight of him rattled me. My voice was sepulchral. \"Can I see the manager?\" I said, and added solemnly, \"alone.\" I don't know why I said \"alone.\" \"Certainly,\" said the accountant, and fetched him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 120\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.25 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 06, 2015\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47246031421689,"sku":"9781508764601","price":9.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/WEFCc2UrR0o3VWNpOHJoZng4THFUdz09.webp?v=1768610571","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/literary-lapses-stephen-leacock-classics-collection-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}