{"product_id":"make-fairyland-great-again-fractured-fables-for-a-national-nightmare-paperback-1","title":"Make Fairyland Great Again: Fractured Fables for a National Nightmare - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eN. T. O. Zamboni\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNormally, fairytales and fables teach important lessons: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e * Build a house sturdy enough to fend off deplorable wolves. * Don't be tempted by candied false promises. * Beware of golden-haired thieves stealing your porridge.\u003c\/ul\u003e But this is not normal. \u003ci\u003eTrump\u003c\/i\u003e is not normal. We need \u003cb\u003eupdated, 21st-century fairytales \u003c\/b\u003eto warn against new threats. Tremendous threats. Crude, demented, racist, misogynistic threats. Make Fairyland Great Again is a collection of twenty-one revised folk stories and parables: Sleeping Beauty, the Frog Prince, Ali Baba, Rapunzel, the Pied Piper, the Three Little Pigs, and many more! (However, just like Trump himself, this book is not appropriate for children.)\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eN.T.O. Zamboni is an old-fashioned American, with an antiquated dislike of sexual assault, financial scams, and petulant racist fearmongers-not to mention of coordinating with foreign intelligence services to undermine the integrity of an American election. What a lightweight loser. Sad!\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 90\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.19 x 7.99 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 07, 2016\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48713593553145,"sku":"9780692820506","price":9.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/Cbudkxsbln9780692820506_21708e12-cd8f-43e6-9d3b-33fcc8e8bec9.webp?v=1784991141","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/make-fairyland-great-again-fractured-fables-for-a-national-nightmare-paperback-1","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}