{"product_id":"mr-emotionally-unstable-paperback","title":"Mr. Emotionally Unstable - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAlina Jacobs\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSomeone is breaking into my house... and cleaning my kitchen.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAt first, I think I've lost my mind. Then I decide it's kinda nice-until the death threats start.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut worrying about stalkers is for people with disposable time. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhich I do not have, thanks to my entire family showing up unannounced to move in with me. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYay! Surprise houseguests!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs a mature adult woman in her thirties, my stalker is the closest thing to a relationship I've had in years. No one's lining up for a curvy woman with a bad attitude, bras with holes in them, and zero tolerance for man-children. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd no, Mom, I don't need you giving my number to every creepy guy you meet at the grocery store.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm perfectly happy being single. I have my café, my neurotic overweight border collie, and the shadowy figure peering into my window. I don't need a man.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Except... I \u003cem\u003edo\u003c\/em\u003e need to find my newly single little sister a boyfriend-slash-meal-ticket so she (and the rest of my houseguests) will move out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'd toss her to my mystery stalker, but he did my laundry, and I'm not ready to give up on those perks yet. Besides, I've already got the perfect man for her: billionaire, hot, and way out of my league.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBetter yet, I no longer have a crush on him, at least not since Fitzgerald Svensson served me eviction papers with a side of insults disguised as flirting. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow he keeps showing up at my sister's dates. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes, it's a group activity. We're recreating our toxic childhood dynamics here, m'kay?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhich means he must be interested... right?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Only problem-he's hanging around \u003cem\u003eme\u003c\/em\u003e instead of her.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut it's an even bigger problem when I wake up one night pinned by a six-foot-five male with his hand over my mouth, his knee spreading my legs, whispering in my ear, \u003cem\u003e\"Surprise, Creampuff.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is a standalone romantic comedy with a food delivery addicted dog, a hilarious Granny and a heroine of a certain age who has lowered her standards. HEA guaranteed! \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 504\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.01 x 8 x 5.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 05, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48440291688697,"sku":"9781970969023","price":32.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/ccLJDcAh9d9781970969023.webp?v=1779652380","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/mr-emotionally-unstable-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}