{"product_id":"nightlight-a-parody-paperback","title":"Nightlight: A Parody - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eThe Harvard Lampoon\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eAbout three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him-which I assumed was wildly out of his control-that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the \u003ci\u003eHarvard Lampoon\u003c\/i\u003e's hilarious send-up of \u003ci\u003eTwilight\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events-Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch  Edwart saves her from a flying snowball -Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eComplete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, \u003ci\u003eNightlight \u003c\/i\u003eis the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe first volume of the \u003ci\u003eHarvard Lampoon\u003c\/i\u003e appeared in February, 1876. Written by seven undergraduates and modeled on \u003ci\u003ePunch\u003c\/i\u003e, the British humor magazine, the debut issue took the Harvard campus by storm. United States President Ulysses S. Grant was advised not to read the magazine, as he would be too much \"in stitches\" to run the government.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 160\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.45 x 8 x 5.54 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 03, 2009\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAccelerated Reader:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuiz Name:\u003c\/strong\u003e Nightlight: A Parody\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInterest Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e Upper Grades, 9-12\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReading Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePoint Value:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47295870075129,"sku":"9780307476104","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/OhMZQjihG09780307476104.webp?v=1769206323","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/nightlight-a-parody-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}