{"product_id":"not-the-parables-of-jesus-revised-satirical-version-paperback","title":"Not the Parables of Jesus: Revised Satirical Version - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJohn Spencer\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRestore the wonder of the parables, the joy of the Gospel ... and the discomfort of the Sword of Truth stabbed firmly in your gut.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot the Parables of Jesus contains more than 40* different takes on the original parables to snap us out of our over-familiarity and to open our eyes to the truth of the Gospel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHalf tongue-in-cheek, half right between the eyes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOften fun, sometimes poignant, and occasionally painful; these parables reveal our cultural biases, hidden assumptions, and the lies we believe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIf I were alive today, I would be happy to condemn these parables as heretical.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Martin Luther+\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e'Awesome. Excellent. Recommended' are some adjectives I found in the thesaurus. However I wouldn't use any of them to describe this book.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dick Shunnary\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is fake good news!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Donald Trump+\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhen I read 'Not the Bible' I feel the pleasure of God.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Eric Liddle's sixth cousin twice removed+\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot the Bible. It's like the Bible. Only not.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJohn was born at a very young age with his umbilical cord wrapped around his neck. At first, it appeared that no lasting damage had been done, but as he grew it became clear that his sense of humour had been damaged irreparably.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e John lives with his family near Oxford, England where daily he wonders how his wife still finds the same jokes funny after nearly 20 years of marriage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csub\u003e* Bet you think that means there are only 41 parables? Well there are actually 42. So there!\u003cbr\u003e + Everything's true about these statements except the quotes.\u003c\/sub\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 110\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.23 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 01, 2017\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47296107839737,"sku":"9781912045631","price":7.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/wDtEVl7Iy-9781912045631.webp?v=1769206745","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/not-the-parables-of-jesus-revised-satirical-version-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}