{"product_id":"nothing-paperback-9","title":"Nothing - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAnnie Barrows\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Remarkable.\"--\u003cem\u003eNew York Times Book Review\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom Annie Barrows, the acclaimed #1 \u003cem\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/em\u003e-bestselling coauthor of \u003cem\u003eThe Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society\u003c\/em\u003e and the author of the award-winning and bestselling Ivy + Bean books, this teen debut tells the story of Charlotte and Frankie, two high school students and best friends who don't have magical powers, fight aliens, crash their cars, get pierced, or discover they are royal. They just go to school. And live at home. With their parents. A great read for fans of Becky Albertalli, Louise Rennison, and Adi Alsaid.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNothing ever happens to Charlotte and Frankie. Their lives are nothing like the lives of the girls they read about in their YA novels. They don't have flowing red hair, and hot romantic encounters never happen--let alone meeting a true soul mate. They just go to high school and live at home with their parents, who are pretty normal, all things considered.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut when Charlotte decides to write down everything that happens during their sophomore year--to prove that nothing happens and there is no plot or character development in real life--she's surprised to find that being fifteen isn't as boring as she thought. It's weird, heartbreaking, silly, and complicated. And maybe, just perfect. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFront Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is flap copy. In theory, you are looking here to find out what this book is about so you don't go slapping down your credit card (or library card!) for some boring-ass book. You're not supposed to swear in flap copy, by the way. This description is supposed to be \u003cem\u003eenticing\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003epersuasive\u003c\/em\u003e. It's supposed to hint that there's something completely \u003cem\u003ethrilling\u003c\/em\u003e and possibly \u003cem\u003elife-changing \u003c\/em\u003ethat you will get if you buy this book and read it. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn these pages, you will encounter the searing true-life adventures of two virginal yet smoking-hot teen girls who discover the wild passions of Sven. Will they have a threesome? Read this book and find out!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYeah, right. I wish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReally, this book is about me, Charlotte, and my friend, Frankie, and some stuff that happened to us last Christmas. It wasn't anything amazing. Trust me on this one. But I, personally, am tired of reading about abused\/drug-addicted\/depressed\/alien-infested teens. And--also personally--I think Frankie and I are pretty funny. Actually, I think we're hilarious, but that could be a me-thing. So if you want to read about some not-incredible-but-not-entirely-basic fifteen-year-old girls, then this book is for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat's as enticing as it's going to get.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eP.S. Don't get all excited about Sven. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is no Sven.\u003c\/p\u003e--YA Books Central\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is flap copy. In theory, you are looking here to find out what this book is about so you don't go slapping down your credit card (or library card!) for some boring-ass book. You're not supposed to swear in flap copy, by the way. This description is supposed to be \u003cem\u003eenticing\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003epersuasive\u003c\/em\u003e. It's supposed to hint that there's something completely \u003cem\u003ethrilling\u003c\/em\u003e and possibly \u003cem\u003elife-changing \u003c\/em\u003ethat you will get if you buy this book and read it. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn these pages, you will encounter the searing true-life adventures of two virginal yet smoking-hot teen girls who discover the wild passions of Sven. Will they have a threesome? Read this book and find out!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYeah, right. I wish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReally, this book is about me, Charlotte, and my friend, Frankie, and some stuff that happened to us last Christmas. It wasn't anything amazing. Trust me on this one. But I, personally, am tired of reading about abused\/drug-addicted\/depressed\/alien-infested teens. And--also personally--I think Frankie and I are pretty funny. Actually, I think we're hilarious, but that could be a me-thing. So if you want to read about some not-incredible-but-not-entirely-basic fifteen-year-old girls, then this book is for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat's as enticing as it's going to get.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eP.S. 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