{"product_id":"predumb-before-i-came-to-la-paperback","title":"PreDumb: Before I Came To LA - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMark Hayes\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMark Hayes has been dubbed \"Ireland's craziest and wittiest writer, a poet at times\". Saying that, he has also been called \"the runt of Irish litter-ature\" so take your pick. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Before the #1 Amazon Humour book \u003cb\u003eRANDUMB: THE ADVENTURES OF AN IRISH GUY IN LA\u003c\/b\u003e there was \u003cb\u003ePREDUMB\u003c\/b\u003e, the hilarious stories of Mark growing up in Cork, the real capital of Ireland, as they like to call it. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e This is a me-moir of sorts, the history of Mark Hayes, although if his parents are within earshot he will tell you it is all lies and slander. Sex in the mud? Never. Stabbing himself by mistake? No clue. Thrown in jail? Stealing from the deaf? Becoming a hairdresser in the name of lust? Blasphemy! All that stuff about wearing grannies' clothes, frolicking in Germany and mother and daughter sexcapades all before the age of sixteen? Complete and utter spoof. Don't mention the first-class trip to Hong Kong to become a model either, just a fairytale. Particularly the part about waking up naked being hosed down by an angry Chinese man. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e One thing for certain is that this book has everything you need for a laugh. So go on, buy it. See what all the fuss is about.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMark Hayes is a prestigious Irish guy now based in L.A. Also known as the King of Chance, a Midnight Dancer and the Prince of Ireland, Mark is an award-winning, bestselling author of three books: RanDumb: The Adventures of an Irish Guy in L.A. #1 on Amazon Humour in the U.S. and the U.K. RanDumber: The Continued Adventures of an Irish Guy in L.A. A cult classic. PreDumb: Before I Came to LA A travesty of sorts. Mark enjoys Guinness, frolics and fine reviews.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 328\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.73 x 8.5 x 5.51 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 17, 2014\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48330105127161,"sku":"9780615992594","price":17.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/5A7VbBt6vC9780615992594.webp?v=1777367097","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/predumb-before-i-came-to-la-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}