{"product_id":"project-me-2-0-hardcover","title":"Project Me 2.0 - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJan Gangsei\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAn eleven-year-old boy on a quest to impress his suddenly cute, longtime friend accidentally manifests a tiny internet guru into existence in this hilarious MAX novel \u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAll class clown Farley Andrew Turner (yes, that spells FAT) wanted the summer before seventh grade was to give his image a little boost...and maybe, just maybe, impress his oldest pal, whom he has a secret crush on. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut when Farley accidentally manifests a tiny internet guru into existence (think genie, but far more annoying and without any ability whatsoever to grant wishes), his entire plan goes sideways. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNow, in order to rid himself of the four-inch tall pest spouting ridiculous self-help advice and doing yoga on his mouse pad, Farley must complete all \"Seven Steps to a Whole New You \"--no matter how embarrassing they may be. Which is how Farley finds himself outfitted in too-small spandex and suffering through daily jogs with his super-athletic dad, attempting to read \u003ci\u003eWar and Peace\u003c\/i\u003e, and agreeing to play toy guitar in his best friend Burt's newly formed off-pitch boy band. Unfortunately, it only goes downhill from there... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut hey, no one ever claimed the path to enlightenment would be easy, did they?\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 272\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.2 x 8.4 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 16, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47312522313977,"sku":"9781534420465","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/Sk3eExHRZ_9781534420465.webp?v=1769393175","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/project-me-2-0-hardcover","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}