{"product_id":"purrfect-patsy-paperback-22","title":"Purrfect Patsy - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eNic Saint\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've survived a lot in my time-vacuum cleaners, Roombas, Gran's driving-but nothing prepared me for what I found in my backyard: an inflatable pool. Filled with water.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOdelia, in her infinite wisdom, had decided to teach us how to swim. Because clearly, what every self-respecting cat needs is a near-drowning experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs if that wasn't traumatic enough...\u003cbr\u003eA rage-fueled pigeon decided I was his personal enemy.\u003cbr\u003eA twenty-year-old mystery resurfaced-along with a murder victim who looked exactly like a missing woman (but hadn't aged a day?!).\u003cbr\u003eStrange messages hidden inside a goatherd figurine led us deeper into the case.\u003cbr\u003eAnd, oh yeah... I suffered a highly embarrassing grooming mishap, leaving me with a bald patch no cat should have to endure.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith a cold case heating up, a bird dive-bombing me at every turn, and Odelia dragging me into \u003cem\u003eyet another\u003c\/em\u003e life-threatening scenario, I was barely keeping my head above water-literally.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill we crack the case before another victim turns up? Will I ever get my fur-and my dignity-back?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere's only one way to find out... Read on for another wildly hilarious feline adventure!\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 246\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.56 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 12, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47509635105017,"sku":"9798232793616","price":21.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/OtYlQ990vY9798232793616_fbc65ba0-f972-4e2d-a333-5e01281d1168.webp?v=1773377947","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/purrfect-patsy-paperback-22","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}