{"product_id":"red-tide-retired-paperback","title":"Red Tide Retired - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eC. Lowry\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRip Tide Retired: A Hilariously Weird Florida Mystery (Gumbo Malone Mysteries Book 1)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe traded middle management for mangroves, but murder followed him to Florida...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDaniel \"Gumbo\" Malone's meticulously planned life imploded the day SunCoast Insurance \"strategically realigned\" him out of a job, complete with a misspelled retirement cake and exploding khakis. Facing a future of early-bird specials and existential dread, Gumbo does what any sensible man pushing fifty with a severance check and a midlife crisis would do: he buys a questionably seaworthy boat named \"Second Wind\" and relocates to the quirky, end-of-the-road fishing village of Cedar Key, Florida.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eParadise, however, has other plans. Egged on by a rum-fueled marina bum named Flip Wiggins (who claims dubious ties to both Navy SEALs and \u003cem\u003eMiami Vice\u003c\/em\u003e), Gumbo transforms from downsized desk jockey to fledgling Private Investigator. His first case? Recovering a kidnapped lawn flamingo named Mr. Pinky. But Gumbo's attempt at inconspicuous surveillance quickly goes sideways, involving fire ants, a potentially lethal wardrobe malfunction, and accidentally witnessing what looks suspiciously like a body being disposed of.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThings get weirder (it \u003cem\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e Florida, after all) when Gumbo receives cryptic notes suggesting the notorious (and incarcerated) \"Palm Frond Killer,\" Teddy \"The Confessor\" Williams, is actually innocent. Suddenly, Gumbo is tangled in a case far exceeding flamingo retrieval. Aided by his enigmatic, iguana-toting librarian neighbor Margot and hampered by Flip's uniquely chaotic investigative techniques (including golf cart syrup heists ), Gumbo must navigate: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA new killer\u003c\/strong\u003e who communicates via annotated crime scene photos, sabotages Gumbo's boat, and leaves increasingly bizarre, glitter-bombed murder scenes. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAn obsessive fan club\u003c\/strong\u003e (\"Fronds of Teddy\") prone to mini-golf brawls involving inflatable alligators. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA skeptical detective\u003c\/strong\u003e (Sonya Martinez) who is initially unimpressed by Gumbo's \"actuarial crime analysis\". \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTeddy the Confessor himself\u003c\/strong\u003e, who seems more interested in merchandising rights for \"Confessor Ted\" teddy bears than proving his own innocence. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA potential suspect\u003c\/strong\u003e linked to Gumbo's own corporate past. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlorida itself: \u003c\/strong\u003e featuring red tides, escaped zoo animals (or maybe just misplaced pets), bizarre tourist traps, and a general level of absurdity that defies explanation. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom disastrous stakeouts to Everglades excursions gone wrong, from infiltrating corporate offices to hiding inside unfinished taxidermy, Gumbo lurches from one hilarious mishap to the next. Can this accidental PI untangle the truth behind the Palm Frond murders before the real killer adds \"Swamp Detective\" to his list of victims?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFans of Carl Hiaasen, Tim Dorsey, and Laurence Shames will devour this fast-paced, laugh-out-loud funny mystery.\u003c\/strong\u003e If you love quirky characters, sharp satire, and a Florida setting so weird it has to be true (mostly), dive into \u003cem\u003eRip Tide Retired\u003c\/em\u003e today!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScroll up and to start your hilarious Florida adventure!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 168\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.39 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 02, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67531724816633,"sku":"9798231479191","price":18.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/Zf2ipcRELh9798231479191.webp?v=1793292659","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/red-tide-retired-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}