{"product_id":"ruby-and-the-v-day-vanpires-paperback","title":"Ruby and the V-Day Vanpires - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eVera Valentine\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eJ. L. Logosz\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the critically-acclaimed authors of \u003cb\u003eBack for Seconds: A Reverse Harem Feast \u003c\/b\u003eand \u003cb\u003eRegifted: Ganged by the Ghosts of Christmas\u003c\/b\u003e comes a brand new reverse harem tale of holiday hedonism, and this time love (and lust) are on the line. They're magical monster-hunting vampires living in a van, she's a fed-up middle-aged divorcee attempting to geocache her Valentine's Day into oblivion. Perfect. Now the question is: can Quintain, Fletcher, and Marcus convince Ruby that the best way to resurrect her love life is with a few guys that are \u003ci\u003ealso \u003c\/i\u003eback from the dead?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRuby and the V-Day Vanpires is a stimulating short story about the importance of cleaning up public parks, practicing safe archery, and that age-and getting absolutely RAILED in the back of a van by three bi vampires-is only a state of mind. This tale is written for adults, and intended for 18+ audiences only. It involves explicit group activity, unprotected \"interactions\" with said undead suitors and their \u003ci\u003eahem\u003c\/i\u003e nocturnal emissions, slight adult-napping, the ol' fangy kiss to access liquid vampire chow, being impaled (the fun way, with 2 peens in 1 V), being impaled (the NOT fun way-like, with an arrow), sex pollen\/poison (aka have to the deed to survive), as well as brief mentions of Homeowners' Associations (HOAs), and geocaching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 56\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.12 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 30, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47258659291385,"sku":"9798877911451","price":13.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/tB2VCEw4YX9798877911451.webp?v=1768760680","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/ruby-and-the-v-day-vanpires-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}