{"product_id":"satans-advice-for-the-new-parent-paperback","title":"Satan's Advice for the New Parent - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAleister Lovecraft Esq\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe perfect gift for new parents. Seriously.\u003cbr\u003eBecoming a parent changes your life forever. Every choice you make for your new baby will have lasting, possibly life-long consequences. Parenting advice is tossed your way from all sides, but who should you trust?\u003cbr\u003eThe most trustworthy source might surprise you: Satan.\u003cbr\u003eBased on Satan's observations and interactions with humanity over the course of millennia, \u003ci\u003eSatan's Advice for the New Parent\u003c\/i\u003e is a concise parenting manual, ideal for the sleep-deprived new parent.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eTopics covered include: \u003c\/b\u003e the one thing you need to know to be a successful parent, infant sleeping habits, feeding, how to deal with illness, discipline, \u003cb\u003ehow to tell if your child is evil\u003c\/b\u003e, and more.\u003cbr\u003eDon't let prejudice against Satan blind you to his deep wisdom. \u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eSatan's Advice for the New Parent\u003c\/i\u003e is a \u003cb\u003emust read\u003c\/b\u003e for new parents and parents-to-be.\u003cbr\u003eBuy your copy today!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAleister Lovecraft never wanted children, but then his wife gave him an ultimatum. So, they got to work and soon she was pregnant. It was at that point that he realized he did not know the first thing about being a father. Fortunately, his old friend, Satan, was there to give him some advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 108\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.26 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 23, 2015\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48634974404857,"sku":"9781508786177","price":13.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/xoL6F23tJr9781508786177.webp?v=1783217951","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/satans-advice-for-the-new-parent-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}