{"product_id":"so-you-had-to-build-a-time-machine-paperback","title":"So You Had to Build a Time Machine - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJason Offutt\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSkid doesn't believe in ghosts or time travel or any of that nonsense.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA circus runaway-turned-bouncer, she believes in hard work, self-defense, and good strong coffee. Then one day an annoying theoretical physicist named Dave pops into the seat next to her at her least favorite Kansas City bar and disappears into thin air when she punches him (he totally deserved it). \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNow, street names are changing, Skid's favorite muffins are swapping frosting flavors, Dave keeps reappearing in odd places like the old Sanderson murder house--and that's only the start of her problems. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSomething has gone wrong. Terribly wrong. Absolutely *$\u0026amp;ed up. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSomeone has the nastiest versions of every conceivable reality at their fingertips, and they're not afraid to smash them together. With the help of a smooth-talking haunted house owner and a linebacker-sized Dungeons and Dragons-loving baker, Skid and Dave set out to save the world from whatever scientific experiment has sent them all dimension-hopping against their will. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt probably means the world is screwed.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eJason Offutt writes books. This is infinitely better than what his father trained him to do, which was to drink beer and shout at the television. He is best known for science fiction, such as his end-of-the-world zombie novel\u003ci\u003e Bad Day for the Apocalypse \u003c\/i\u003e(a curious work that doesn't include zombies), his paranormal non-fiction like \u003ci\u003eChasing American Monsters\u003c\/i\u003e (that does), and his book of humor \u003ci\u003eHow to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Objects\u003c\/i\u003e. He teaches university journalism, cooks for his family, and wastes much of his writing time trying to keep the cat off his lap. You can find more about Jason at his website, \u003cb\u003ewww.jasonoffutt.com\u003c\/b\u003e. There are no pictures of his cat Gary, and it serves him right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 352\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.75 x 9.02 x 6.02 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 21, 2020\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48326173589753,"sku":"9780744300161","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/VHFpoMq9Kn9780744300161.webp?v=1777290961","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/so-you-had-to-build-a-time-machine-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}