{"product_id":"the-color-diet-paperback-2","title":"The Color Diet - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDick Chudnow\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere's what happens when you try and digest two enzymes in one day: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe naturally colored Enzymes (one produced by nature, not in a laboratory) get confused, addled, and if you are a crossword nut, then you could say they are \"at sea.\" You could also say: \"bolloxed\" if it were a real word. These enzymes are like Moses in the desert, like Ronald Reagan in his last two years of his second term, or like my Uncle Mac who didn't forget how to pee, but forgot what a toilet looked like.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf there are two enzymes in the stomach at the same time, the digestive juices don't know which color (enzyme) to attack, so they give up and go back to their digestive nests, or \"enzidiums\" and the food in your stomach is left undigested. Undigested food has nowhere to go. After sitting there for a while, they turn into fat cells through the process of \"Endomytosizing.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is an equation known by most enzymologists: FAT = UNDIGESTED FOOD, AND CONVERSELY, UNDIGESTED FOOD = FAT.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 168\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.39 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 29, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47276802310393,"sku":"9781977212436","price":20.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/Snxv_svcHt9781977212436_460feff4-64bf-46d7-aaf1-1b94721d2340.webp?v=1768987293","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/the-color-diet-paperback-2","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}