{"product_id":"the-cosmic-turkey-paperback","title":"The Cosmic Turkey - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eLaura Ruth Loomis\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTechnology Hates Janet\u003c\/b\u003eAfter she accidentally smashes a floatcar through City Hall, the bureautopia sentences Janet to captaining the starship S.S. \u003ci\u003eTurkey\u003c\/i\u003e and its misfit crew. Her mission: to boldly rescue a prisoner from the one corner of the universe colder than her ex-boyfriend's heart-Pluto. Which, aside from not even being a real planet, is the one place in the universe where chocolate is illegal. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn between studying \u003ci\u003eThe Space-Faring Moron's Guide to Common Science Fiction Plot Devices, \u003c\/i\u003e falling for a rival captain's boyfriend, and avoiding unnecessary time travel, Janet has a chance to save two worlds . . . or doom them to permanent chocolatelessness.\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 170\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.39 x 8 x 5.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 04, 2020\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47253774762233,"sku":"9781951471057","price":17.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/rx_hSnvP3J9781951471057.webp?v=1768709119","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/the-cosmic-turkey-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}