{"product_id":"the-devils-gunt-paperback-1","title":"The Devil's Gunt - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eGerald Dean Rice\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHi, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm Rick. AKA, Beelzebub. AKA, Mephistopheles. AKA, Old Hat. AKA, Mr. Scratch. AKA... AKA... AKA.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou may think of me as the Father of Lies, but for the record, I'm also the Daddy of Mammon and Steve. But both of them are b-holes. In fact, all my hellspawn are.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, I got this idea. I wanted to have a kiddo with a human. I had it all lined up for this adult film star to carry my seed, except the demon who shall remain unnamed screwed up and impregnated the wrong person.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA male wrong person.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd now I'm gonna have to go up there to fix this mistake myself. But, it's going to be a chore. He's got a wife who is pretty savvy, and I think his roommate is a serial killer (Hey, I'm only half omnipotent!).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI guarantee you, though, I'm gonna see my junior before this tale is done. If I have to eff every bee in the City of Detroit and Wayne County, my little one will be born - or my name isn't Louis Cyphre, or Sy Tan, or Deb Billings, or Burl Ives...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e***Praise for The Devil's Gunt***\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Dean's constant clever innuendos had me laughing out loud at multiple points throughout the book. - Millie Frankel (4\/5)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e5 severed fingers out of 5. - The Yeti Reads and Reviews\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"A Perversely Good Time.\" - A.G. Hilton (4\/5 stars)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The chapter titles alone had me almost in tears.\" - Duncan Ralston, author of Woom (4\/5 stars)\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 158\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.37 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 28, 2020\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47265413660921,"sku":"9780983854777","price":12.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/zYWZUIOjIa9780983854777_af1fe5aa-c060-4794-bd65-5402e70e109c.webp?v=1768843154","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/the-devils-gunt-paperback-1","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}