{"product_id":"the-everything-box-paperback","title":"The Everything Box - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRichard Kadrey\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"A rolling bouncy-house of a caper tale, \u003cem\u003eThe Everything Box\u003c\/em\u003e abounds with quick-witted characters, snarky dialogue, and surreal analogies. If you haven't sampled Richard Kadrey's take on fantasy yet, this is a great place to start.\" -- Christopher Moore, \u003cem\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/em\u003e bestselling author of \u003cem\u003eLamb\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eA Dirty Job\u003c\/em\u003e, and \u003cem\u003eThe Serpent of Venice\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the author of the Sandman Slim series, a new fantasy in the tradition of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, and Carl Hiaasen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2000 B.C. -- A beautiful, ambitious angel stands on a mountaintop, surveying the world and its little inhabitants below. He smiles because soon, the last of humanity who survived the great flood will meet its end, too. And he should know. He's going to play a big part in it. Our angel usually doesn't get to do field work, and if he does well, he's certain he'll get a big promotion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd now it's time . . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe angel reaches into his pocket for the instrument of humanity's doom. Must be in the other pocket. Then he frantically begins to pat himself down. Dejected, he realizes he has lost the object. Looking over the Earth at all that could have been, the majestic angel utters a single word.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Crap.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2015. -- A thief named Coop--a specialist in purloining magic objects--steals and delivers a small box to the mysterious client who engaged his services. Coop doesn't know that his latest job could be the end of him--and the rest of the world. Suddenly he finds himself in the company of The Department of Peculiar Science, a fearsome enforcement agency that polices the odd and strange. The box isn't just a supernatural heirloom with quaint powers, they tell him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a doomsday device. They think . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd suddenly, everyone is out to get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFront Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2000 B.C.--A beautiful, ambitious angel stands on a mountaintop smiling, because soon the last of humanity who survived the great flood will meet its end, too. And he should know. He's going to play a big part in it. But when he reaches for the instrument of humanity's doom, he can't find it. Looking over the Earth at all that could have been, the majestic angel utters a single word: \"Crap.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2015 A.D.--Coop, a thief specializing in purloining magic objects, steals and delivers a small box to the mysterious client who engaged his services. Coop doesn't know that his latest job could be the end of him--and the rest of the world--and will propel him into the company of the Department of Peculiar Science, a fearsome enforcement agency that polices the odd and strange. The box isn't just a supernatural heirloom with quaint powers, the Peculiar agents tell him. It's doomsday itself. Or a bomb. Or something. They're not really sure . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd suddenly, everyone is out to get it.\u003c\/p\u003e--San Francisco Chronicle on THE EVERYTHING BOX\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2000 B.C.--A beautiful, ambitious angel stands on a mountaintop smiling, because soon the last of humanity who survived the great flood will meet its end, too. And he should know. He's going to play a big part in it. But when he reaches for the instrument of humanity's doom, he can't find it. Looking over the Earth at all that could have been, the majestic angel utters a single word: \"Crap.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2015 A.D.--Coop, a thief specializing in purloining magic objects, steals and delivers a small box to the mysterious client who engaged his services. Coop doesn't know that his latest job could be the end of him--and the rest of the world--and will propel him into the company of the Department of Peculiar Science, a fearsome enforcement agency that polices the odd and strange. The box isn't just a supernatural heirloom with quaint powers, the Peculiar agents tell him. It's doomsday itself. Or a bomb. Or something. They're not really sure . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd suddenly, everyone is out to get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 384\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.1 x 7.8 x 5.2 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 10, 2017\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47226936328441,"sku":"9780062389558","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/ZGI2NHdzOVBmZDFpUDhUemxrd0ltZz09.webp?v=1768273600","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/the-everything-box-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}