{"product_id":"the-fart-that-got-away-paperback","title":"The Fart That Got Away - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eStinky McToots\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow \u003ci\u003edoes \u003c\/i\u003eone cope with the loss of a \u003ci\u003efart\u003c\/i\u003e?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e#1\u003c\/b\u003e Best Smelling Author, \u003cb\u003eStinky McToots\u003c\/b\u003e, has the answer in this \u003cb\u003e slick rhyming\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003einspirational\u003c\/b\u003e book about \u003cb\u003efriendship\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey go from \u003cb\u003estrangers \u003c\/b\u003eto \u003cb\u003eBFF's \u003c\/b\u003eto \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003esuddenly \u003c\/i\u003eseparated\u003c\/b\u003e. But do they get \u003cb\u003ereunited\u003c\/b\u003e?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe \u003cb\u003etestimonials\u003c\/b\u003e* speak for themselves: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"I haven't seen such a rich friendship between a kid and an inanimate object since \u003ci\u003eThe Giving Tree.\u003c\/i\u003e\" - \u003ci\u003eNo-one Ever\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Immature, Irreverent, and Juvenile\" - \u003ci\u003eLamest Person Ever\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"A true literary achievement. I offer words as congratulatory as they are flatulatory.\" - \u003ci\u003eStinky McToots Sr. \u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"A book about friendship, strength, and fartitude\" - \u003ci\u003eMrs. McToots\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"A True Tour-De-Farts.\" - \u003ci\u003e Another Made Up Person\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Technically speaking, trees aren't inanimate objects.\" - \u003ci\u003eAn obnoxious nerd, regarding the first comment\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWell... You don't have to take the reviewer's words for it...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRead a few pages** of the eBook \u003cb\u003eFREE\u003c\/b\u003e by clicking \u003cb\u003eDownload Sample\u003c\/b\u003e or \u003cb\u003eLook Inside\u003c\/b\u003e on the Kindle Page.\u003cbr\u003eThen \u003cb\u003eBUY\u003c\/b\u003e the paperback and get a \u003cb\u003eFREE\u003c\/b\u003e eBook.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLIKE \u003c\/b\u003eus on \u003cb\u003efacebook \u003c\/b\u003efor updates from the author \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*Made up testimonials for comedic purposes only. Editorial reviews below, however, are from real people.\u003cbr\u003e**\u003cb\u003eKindle Unlimited\u003c\/b\u003e subscribers can read the entire eBook for free.\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 32\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.08 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 30, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47302497730809,"sku":"9781790298143","price":14.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/R09iWnFYUWcrb3hZNkNTWUN6bHRwZz09.webp?v=1769281966","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/the-fart-that-got-away-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}