{"product_id":"the-last-ma-loo-paperback","title":"The Last Ma-Loo - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDean Ammerman\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHE LAST MA-LOO is the third book in The Warrensberg Trilogy, which includes \u003cem\u003eWaiting for the Voo\u003c\/em\u003e (Book 1) and \u003cem\u003eEscape from Dorkville\u003c\/em\u003e (Book 2). \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIn \u003cem\u003eThe Last Ma-Loo\u003c\/em\u003e, intergalactic plumber Cardamon Webb returns to Warrensberg, Minnesota, to ask 15-year-old Wilkin Delgado and 16-year-old Alice Jane Zelinski to help him find the missing (and invisible) Ma-Loos somewhere on the Underside of the universe. To complicate matters, the universe is crumpling and Realities are crashing into each other, which means that everybody and everything will soon be turned to dust. In their quest, they're joined by Lorretta the puffin, a pair of newlyweds from Zorazeen, Alice Jane's new boyfriend and a toga-wearing electrician named Floranacious. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe Last Ma-Loo is narrated in alternating chapters by Wilkin (who wears Power Rangers boxers) and Alice Jane (a gray-haired bacon-smelling doughnut-loving outcast from Missouri with serious anger issues). \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWilkin explains, \"I peeked out the living room window at the two strange creatures that were huddled around our mailbox. They looked like hairy, unwashed manatees wearing matching purple polo shirts, fedora hats and Hello Kitty backpacks. They also did a lot of picture taking and high-pitched chattering in some unknown language.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAlice Jane says, \"I always thought Leo and I had something special, but in two years he hasn't felt the need to drive to Minnesota to visit me, and the closest he's come to asking me on a date is saying, 'Alice Jane, you need a vacation.' Like it would hurt him to get his lazy ass up here to Dorkville and shower me with a little attention.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eCan they find the Ma-Loos and save the universe? Probably not. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 202\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.43 x 8 x 5.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 16, 2016\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48330018652409,"sku":"9780984682256","price":12.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/mfRlOukgEs9780984682256.webp?v=1777366672","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/the-last-ma-loo-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}