{"product_id":"the-patsy-paperback","title":"The Patsy - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDj Hupp\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat if the timeline we're living in didn't always exist?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's 1987. Wayne Bronson has been stuck in an underground\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003emilitary bunker for nineteen years. And he knows exactly\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewho's to blame: John M-is-for-Mutherfucker Kennedy, as\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ethe Colonel likes to call him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(Wayne is well aware that Kennedy's middle initial was F.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut no one argues with the Colonel.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDuring his second term, Kennedy triggered a nuclear war\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ethat wiped out most of the US population. It all stemmed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efrom a series of misunderstandings more egregious than a\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThree's Company episode.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWayne's never seen Three's Company. It doesn't exist yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot in this timeline, anyway. But it will, in about a week-\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eif his mission is successful.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHis mission? Take over the consciousness of Lee Harvey\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOswald in 1963 and assassinate Kennedy-before Kennedy\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003edestroys the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 236\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.64 x 8 x 5.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 22, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47267851043065,"sku":"9798218765286","price":17.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/1KS0qVYpqx9798218765286.webp?v=1768872953","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/the-patsy-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}