{"product_id":"the-self-sufficient-princess-paperback","title":"The Self-Sufficient Princess - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSanguine Addams\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrincess Nightengale may be \u003cstrong\u003ethe first princess in history to lock \u003cem\u003eherself\u003c\/em\u003e in a tower\u003c\/strong\u003e. Her life was wonderful, filled with life-sustaining pizza rolls, video games and waking at the crack of noon. That was until a dragon arrives to break the news that she is intended to wed by her eighteenth birthday. Cue the moronic suitors, who represent every agonizingly stereotypical male, that come to claim her hand (and maybe a few other body parts) in marriage. With the aid of Mittens, her newfound dragon friend, and her talking mirror Reflexa, our heroine must thwart off the onslaught of tiresome men looking to take her for their prize.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt her birthday gala, \u003cstrong\u003eour princess must claim her position in the royal family as princess, a task that she may or may not undertake. Nightengale has no intention of joining the family business. \u003c\/strong\u003eHer renouncement and her engagement are only a few days away. \u003cstrong\u003eHow is a young girl to handle being dragged kicking and screaming into adulthood?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnjoy this \u003cstrong\u003emodern-day fairy tale, filled to the brim with pop culture Easter eggs and overflowing with humor \u003c\/strong\u003eand see how a self-sufficient princess handles the trials of social media while still trying to keep her wits about her in this \u003cstrong\u003enew era coming-of-age story.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 260\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.55 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 20, 2023\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47396537204985,"sku":"9798989248315","price":17.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/VAxIi23dTV9798989248315.webp?v=1770282901","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/the-self-sufficient-princess-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}