{"product_id":"the-wizard-tim-hardcover","title":"The Wizard Tim - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eTim Allen\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn the sleepy halfling village of Halfass, Tim the wizard has perfected the art of doing absolutely nothing. However, he soon finds out that even the best posts don't last forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Wizard Tim tells the story of how a lazy, pie-loving wizard named Tim, and his trusted halfling assistant Julie, lose all they hold dear and are forced to step outside of their comfort zones, to endure the most arduous and physically exhausting quest they could ever imagine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePacked with potty humor, outrageous innuendos, and foul-mouthed antics, The Wizard Tim skewers classic fantasy tropes while delivering a wild ride through enchanted forests, monster-infested wilds, and encounters that range from the absurd to the arousing. If you crave a satirical romp where the heroes are as flawed as they are funny, grab a slice of pie, light up your finest herb, and dive in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDISCLAIMER: The Wizard Tim contains profanity, sexuality and overtly offensive topics. Reader discretion is advised.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 200\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.63 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 24, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47267203973369,"sku":"9798986910840","price":37.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/bDTjSlpovr9798986910840.webp?v=1768862316","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/the-wizard-tim-hardcover","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}