{"product_id":"to-all-the-penises-ive-ever-known-erotic-shorts-by-lori-schafer-paperback","title":"To All the Penises I've Ever Known: Erotic Shorts by Lori Schafer - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eLori Schafer\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo All the Penises I've Ever Known: Erotic Shorts by Lori Schafer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRanging in style from funny to filthy, this erotica collection features author commentary on selected stories and my open letter to you-know-who. The paperback version of this book also features my long short story \"The Hannelack Fanny, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Rump.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Morning After\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Ballroom Dance\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"To All the Penises I've Ever Known\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Me and Fat Marge\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Missed Connection\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Complete Your Assignments!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Weekend Away\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Lori Schafer: I Write Erotica\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Hannelack Fanny, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Rump.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLori Schafer is a writer of serious prose and humorous erotica and romance - because she thinks sex is as funny as it is fun. Her books explore nontraditional sexual and romantic relationships as well as the changes that occur in love with age. Her first two novels - \u003cem\u003eMy Life with Michael: A Novel of Sex, Beer, and Middle Age\u003c\/em\u003e, and \u003cem\u003eJust the Three of Us: An Erotic Romantic Comedy for the Commitment-Challenged\u003c\/em\u003e - were released early in 2015. She is currently at work on a sequel to \u003cem\u003eJust the Three of Us \u003c\/em\u003e as well as an epic mega-monster of a novel entitled \u003cem\u003eOn An Island: How One Woman Spent Twenty Years On An Island with Sixteen Sailors and Lived to Tell the Tale\u003c\/em\u003e. You can learn more about Lori and her forthcoming projects by visiting her website at lorilschafer.com or by subscribing to her newsletter at http: \/\/eepurl.com\/bfDVcn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 108\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.26 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 03, 2015\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48716940771577,"sku":"9781942170440","price":10.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/rWFJv0aKiw9781942170440.webp?v=1785075884","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/to-all-the-penises-ive-ever-known-erotic-shorts-by-lori-schafer-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}