{"product_id":"today-i-will-nourish-my-inner-martyr-affirmations-for-cynics-paperback","title":"Today I Will Nourish My Inner Martyr: Affirmations for Cynics - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSarah Wells\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eAnn Thornhill\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTonight, by moonlight, I will rake my\u003cbr\u003eleaves into my neighbor's yard.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eHad it up to here with sugary-sweet affirmation books that ignore the pleasures of resentment and mean-spiritedness? Tired of the self-helpaholics who've been sipping too much chicken soup? Then this book is for you.\u003cbr\u003eHere are 365 splendidly bitter daily meditations that will appeal to the cynic in you. Nowhere else will you find such odes to self-absorption as: \u003cbr\u003e-Today I will equate material possessions with love. \u003cbr\u003e-Today I will taunt others until they cry, then tell them they are too sensitive. \u003cbr\u003e-Today I will make a new friend based solely on how he or she can further my career. \u003cbr\u003e-Today I will respect my need to sabotage everyone else's success.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFront Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eTonight, by moonlight, I will rake my\u003cbr\u003eleaves into my neighbor's yard.\u003cbr\u003eHad it up to here with sugary-sweet affirmation books that ignore the pleasures of resentment and mean-spiritedness? Tired of the self-helpaholics who've been sipping too much chicken soup? Then this book is for you.\u003cbr\u003eHere are 365 splendidly bitter daily meditations that will appeal to the cynic in you. Nowhere else will you find such odes to self-absorption as: \u003cbr\u003e-Today I will equate material possessions with love. \u003cbr\u003e-Today I will taunt others until they cry, then tell them they are too sensitive. \u003cbr\u003e-Today I will make a new friend based solely on how he or she can further my career. \u003cbr\u003e-Today I will respect my need to sabotage everyone else's success.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAnn Thornhill\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSarah Wells\u003c\/b\u003e consider themselves seasoned victims of the self-help craze. Friends since college, they live in Pittsburgh, where Ann is a freelance writer and Sarah is a practicing therapist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 192\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.61 x 6.58 x 5.6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 30, 1998\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47295939346681,"sku":"9780761514237","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/jMI26Q5vlF9780761514237.webp?v=1769206428","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/today-i-will-nourish-my-inner-martyr-affirmations-for-cynics-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}