{"product_id":"village-idiot-paperback","title":"Village Idiot - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSamson Hawkins\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf I were an animal there would be legislation to protect my home, but because I'm just a bloody human they can do whatever the f**k they like.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWelcome to the village of Syresham; it's not quite the Cotswolds. Townies have decided they want a lie-in, so they're building a new high-speed railway. Issue is, it's going right through Barbara Honeybone's house, and she 'ent having none of it. Barbara's grandson Peter works for the townies and it's his job to convince the village that having a two-tonne bullet hurtling through their cabbage patches will actually be for the best. Then there's Harry, Barbara's younger grandson, he 'ent that bothered about trains, he's only got eyes for Debbie Mahoney. But the only thing Barbara hates more than townies is the Mahoneys. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOriginally commissioned by Nottingham Playhouse, \u003ci\u003eVillage Idiot \u003c\/i\u003eby Samson Hawkins is an audacious comedy, where family feuds kick off around a country fair that all you townies are invited to. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis edition was published to coincide with the world premiere of the Theatre Royal Stratford East, Nottingham Playhouse and Ramps On The Moon co-production in March 2023.\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 96\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.2 x 7.81 x 5.06 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 26, 2023\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47343267021049,"sku":"9781350420717","price":21.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/TnRrOEd6bWRUcDVDUFprakkwOGlDUT09.webp?v=1769719016","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/village-idiot-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}