{"product_id":"welcome-to-the-dark-ages-paperback","title":"Welcome to the Dark Ages - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMalory\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhen Merlin needs a hero to save the world, he gets... well, me. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFan-bloody-tastic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI was supposed to be dead. Instead, I wake up face-down in Dark Age mud, possessing some poor bastard's body, while the ghost of history's most famous wizard rambles on about being murdered, cosmic energy and the end of all reality.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust one tiny problem: I know about as much about cultivation as a pig knows about particle physics.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow I'm fumbling with mystical energy that feels like juggling nitroglycerin, trying not to get shanked by everyone and their grandmother, and dealing with Merlin's constant \"helpful\" commentary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomething dark is rising in Arthurian Britain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomething that made even Merlin scared. They say fate has a sense of humour. Turns out it's the kind that laughs while setting your hair on fire. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eWelcome to the Dark Ages, where cultivation meets chaos, and the only thing sharper than a sword is my questionable wit.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 280\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.59 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 11, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47268033560825,"sku":"9781916729353","price":18.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/zP8aWV2ulL9781916729353.webp?v=1768873770","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/welcome-to-the-dark-ages-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}