{"product_id":"were-not-here-for-the-hockey-paperback","title":"We're Not here for the Hockey - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eL. Zukosky\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCongratulations!\u003c\/strong\u003e You've traded in your weekends for endless hours at the rink and your bank account for expensive gear and tournament fees. Whether you're a seasoned hockey parent or a newbie just starting, this book covers all the quirks and idiosyncrasies of competitive youth hockey. With hilarious anecdotes, sarcastic observations, and plenty of relatable humor, you'll laugh out loud (and cry a little bit) at all the ups and downs of hockey parent life. This book takes readers on a journey of juggling a competitive sport's demands with a busy family's needs. Pour some coffee (or something a little stronger) and get ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTopics covered include: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNavigational tips for when things get more serious\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow \u003cem\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e to be THAT parent every sports podcaster makes fun of (and avoid those who are)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe off-season money pit (how not to lose your shirt)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSurviving the drama and politics (every sport has 'em!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe thrill of watching your child succeed (and the agony of defeat)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStrategies for dealing with awkward social settings that you've never experienced before\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePractical advice and complicity for your mania\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut while \u003cem\u003eWe're Not Here for the Hockey\u003c\/em\u003e is a comedic memoir, it's also heartfelt. L. Zukosky is a big believer in the power of sports to teach kids essential life lessons - teamwork, perseverance, and the value of hard work. There may be a few warranted jabs at the system and the coaches who think they are the next Herb Brooks, but the author knows how much hockey means to the players - and how much it means to the parents who watch them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWe're Not Here for the Hockey\u003c\/em\u003e is the \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eultimate survival guide\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e for navigating the competitive hockey world or any other sport that dominates finances and free time. This book will surely resonate, and you'll be able to navigate the absurdities of youth sports with grace, humor, and a healthy dose of perspective.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 206\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.47 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 04, 2023\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47295107825913,"sku":"9781955683555","price":21.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/MUg1YWdId2N6QVlIancyYW5oWElKUT09.webp?v=1769198763","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/were-not-here-for-the-hockey-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}