{"product_id":"what-would-cthulhu-do-paperback","title":"What Would Cthulhu Do? - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003ePatrick Thomas\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCthulhu will one day rise up \u003cbr\u003e to claim the Earth and its inhabitants as his own. \u003cbr\u003e The Great Old One has looked \u003cbr\u003e upon Humankind and found it lacking.\u003cbr\u003e Cthulhu has deemed it necessary \u003cbr\u003e to prepare Humankind for his coming\u003cbr\u003e Thus, Cthulhu now answers humanity's questions \u003cbr\u003e to help them better themselves.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e In the latest Dear Cthulhu collection, t\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003ehe Great Old One answers letters and gives more good advice to bad people, tackling topics ranging from after-death love affairs, men who think they are dogs, women who believe they are witches, adoption, relationships, kitten eating snowmen, how long children should keep teddy bears, the place of rocket launchers in polite society, and how to deal with the dread beaver pox.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.24 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 27, 2016\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47383262920953,"sku":"9781890096687","price":14.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/cUJNR0hwcGtoOW9FejZvUEtLNm1kdz09.webp?v=1770140479","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/what-would-cthulhu-do-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}