{"product_id":"when-will-jesus-bring-the-pork-chops-paperback","title":"When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eGeorge Carlin\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOn the heels of George Carlin's #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestseller \u003ci\u003eNapalm \u0026amp; Silly Putty\u003c\/i\u003e comes \u003ci\u003eWhen Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?\u003c\/i\u003e -- infused with Carlin's trademark irreverent humor and biting cultural observations.\u003c\/b\u003e Here we go again . . . George Carlin's hilarious \u003ci\u003eWhen Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?\u003c\/i\u003e offers his cutting-edge opinions and observational humor on everything from evasive euphemistic language to politicians to the media to dead people. Nothing and no one is safe! Despite the current climate of political correctness, Carlin is not afraid to take on controversial topics: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCarlin on the media: \u003c\/b\u003e The media comprises equal parts business, politics, advertising, public relations, and show business. Nice combination. Enough bull for Texas to open a chain of branch offices.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCarlin on the battle of the sexes: \u003c\/b\u003e Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCarlin on hygiene: \u003c\/b\u003e When did they pass a law that says the people who make my sandwich have to be wearing gloves? I'm not comfortable with this. I don't want glove residue all over my food; it's not sanitary. Who knows where these gloves have been?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCarlin on evasive language: \u003c\/b\u003e Just to demonstrate how far using euphemisms in language has gone, some psychologists are now actually referring to ugly people as those with \"severe appearance deficits.\" Hey, Doctor. How's that for \"denial\"?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCarlin on politics: \u003c\/b\u003e No self-respecting politician would ever admit to working in the government. They prefer to think of themselves \"serving the nation.\" To help visualize the service they provide the country, you may wish to picture the things that take place on a stud farm.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e The thinking person's comic who uses words as weapons, Carlin puts voice to issues that capture the modern imagination. For instance, why are there Ten Commandments? Are UFOs real? What will the future really be like? This brand-new collection tackles all that and more. In \u003ci\u003eWhen Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?\u003c\/i\u003e Carlin's razor-sharp observations demolish everyday values and leave you laughing out loud--delivering exactly what his countless fans have been waiting for.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGeorge Carlin\u003c\/b\u003e, author of three bestsellers, released twenty-three comedy albums; appeared in sixteen feature films; wrote and performed fourteen HBO specials; received four Grammy Awards; and was nominated for five Emmys. He was the 2008 recipient of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. He died in 2008.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 320\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.77 x 8.1 x 6.08 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 19, 2005\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47746938634489,"sku":"9781401308216","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/MXVZYzUvWi9VWlZITXZqOHJ2M2xkdz09.webp?v=1775023778","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/when-will-jesus-bring-the-pork-chops-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}