{"product_id":"you-cant-make-this-shit-up-a-memoir-hardcover-2","title":"You Can't Make This Shit Up: A Memoir - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eStaci L. Huckins\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHi, I'm Staci. Born after a failed vasectomy, mother of four by 22, and proud survivor of multiple marriages, haunted hayrides, and three separate Heimlich maneuvers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is not your average inspirational memoir. It's more like if trauma had a group chat with sarcasm, glitter, and questionable life choices. In these pages, you'll find: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- The time one kid superglued the other's eye shut\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- The exact moment I kicked a machete barefoot on a kayak trip (spoiler: blood. so much blood)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- The lie where I convinced my daughters they were triplets\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- The legendary day I walked into a light pole in Salem, Massachusetts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- And that one time I tried to cross the street and ended up in a whole other state\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou'll also meet Randy the raccoon (I thought he moved to the barn-he didn't), my husband Josiah (aka my mail escort), and Tia-the She to my Nanigans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you like your memoirs raw, ridiculous, and laced with \"did she really just say that?\"-welcome home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm not here to teach you how to live your best life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm here to remind you that sometimes, surviving it at all deserves a damn trophy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou can't make this shit up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut I did live it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd now? I'm handing it to you-messy, hilarious, and absolutely unfiltered.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 264\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.75 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 04, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48707264315641,"sku":"9798295437281","price":35.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/M_QU2ogsS49798295437281_33b6d058-473d-4def-a6f9-38ec7b1f5a15.webp?v=1784891602","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/you-cant-make-this-shit-up-a-memoir-hardcover-2","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}